This is such a shitty comment that I went through and ugrayed everyone who pointed out just how shitty it was. You should be ashamed.

You just made a perfect argument for why the electoral college should be abolished. Congrats.

Are you aware that people vote, not grass and trees?

I’m getting sick of the trope that we can blame Obama for every horrible thing done by the Trump administration, as if the Trump administration would have respected journalists if only Obama hadn’t prosecuted nine people.

I’m using that line tonight.

You’ve made 3 kinja comments. That’s all it took to go from “let me complain about why this is bad” to “I don’t have time to explain things to you”.

You posted an idiotic rant about something that was clearly addressed in the article and now I’m the one who needs things explained to them.

Fuck off, pal. You’re missing the bigger picture and the other 1500 words in this story. I’m not wasting my afternoon trying to explain things to you.

Good point. Hero isn’t a job a title. Oh, you’re a soldier, you must be a hero. Sorry, not really. If you do a heroic act, then yes. Johnny Law pulling over speeders is not a hero. If he saves a person from a burning wreck, then yes. Firefighters sit around all day for the most part (not exactly heroic). Actions can…

Peter Parker is the height of FAKE NEWS he stages Spidey photo ops all the time! Sad FAILING Daily Bugle can’t even bring me pictures of Spider-Man without resorting to FAKE NEWS!

This is good #content

My father and I kissed under a photograph of the Steve Guttenberg.

Not just any sandwich is a hero, though.

Have you considered reading before going on ignorant rants or...?

Honestly, I’m sick of any profession being called “heroes”. It happens all the time for military and police, but I would argue that they are heroes just as much as your average teacher, doctor, and any other service that has a demand in our society.

Your fancy pants map doesn’t prove what you think it does. It only shows that people who live in sparsely populated areas where there are more critters than voters vote team red. That’s it.

So the link to a GoFundMe page put up to buy pizza for reporters was poorly reasearched?

“I baked you sex to have” is going to be the first thing I say to my wife when I get home.

Peter King came to my town once. Went to a diner and loved the coffee so much he drank four pots. Then he took a three flush shit. You could hear the splashing sounds from the sidewalk. Afterwards he comes out smiling, telling us all, “Hell of a toilet you got there. American Standard. Nothing like it.”

“I would rather have circuses without bread than bread without circuses.” — Paleo Thomas Jefferson