Amen. The last guy that Ranadive was “fixated on” like that was Nik Stauskas, who he drafted in the lottery and then was traded after one season along with another 1st round pick in exchange for two 2nd rounders. When the Sixers and Pelicans are duping you, then you really need to head back to the kiddie pool, or at…

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

Is he saying he wants to poop in Rousey’s bum......?

No, because after the impeachment, President Pence will ban all non-Christian holidays.

I think we need to stop telling ourselves that he’ll be impeached.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

There is a line in this old movie I love, ‘Butterflies are Free’, where young Goldie Hawn is talking about her mother, who has multiple ex-husbands, explaining, “Obviously, she likes getting married, but she doesn’t like being married.”

My theory has always been that they are prescription, but he doesn’t wanna look like an old dude in regular glasses.

This is like the first answer I’ve ever gotten on this issue that even slightly makes sense. Thank you!

Literal rose tinted glasses.

Why the uproar now?

Globe manufacturers, dumbass

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

What I’m curious about is where does he think the edge of earth is, that people are lying about? Is it impossible to fly from Tokyo to LA without backtracking over Europe? Or to get from London to NYC, do people have to secretly backtrack over Asia?

Dude if he didn’t learn by elementary school that the earth is round then maybe this whole Betsy Devos thing won’t be much of a change

That’s what THEY want you to believe. #staywoke

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.