He’s a former Navy SEAL. He knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

Here in Michigan, they’re talking about Kid Rock running for senate. There’s your cup of poop soup to go with your shit sandwich.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

People who are chronically defensive when not even being attacked are weird, scary and dangerous. Major personality flaw.

Not to mention that guy started his whole question with “my community doesn’t think your anti-Semitic” and Trump took the whole thing as an attack anyway.

Sorry Jolie, as with poop-Roomba, there is no going back and no escape. This shit-smear is permanent.

Having grown up in Middle America, I can confirm that we are, indeed, assholes.

We’re looking back at the Dubya years as “the good old days”. Yeah, Dubya was kinda dumb, but he meant well and he had smart, competent people around him. Cheney was a vicious sociopath, but he was at least loyal to the US. Yeah, they stole an election, but at least it wasn’t with Russia’s meddling.

I’m a PhD. We are great people with whom to drink.

You’re making the wrong connection about, “good guy to drink a beer with,” because it’s about character, not smarts. A smart guy who’s not a dick about it and can chat about different stuff would be great to have a beer with. A chummy dummy will not be interesting to talk to, but if that means drinking more beer and…

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

The weirdest thing about the “a guy you can have a beer with” thing is that Bush and Trump are both teetotalers.

My animal magnetism.

Anything to promote whitening.

We’re not trying to move the needle on his supporters. They will never change their minds. It’s the other xx million we need to reach.

Well, the popular vote does matter as far as evaluating the polls, because many of the polls you probably saw were national polls, and they were probably closer than you remember. I think most well-regarded polls were easily within their margin of error (WaPo had her with a national lead of 4 and she won by 2), and…

You are 100% correct. I make the mistake at least every other day of reading the comments on some Orange Shitbag story or other, and a lot of people are blithering idiots who think all of his moves are awesome. As Andy Richter said on Twitter, “It’s a great time to be alive if you’re dumb and mean.”

Sadly, you are absolutely right. There’s a house nearby to me that had a small trump-pence sign on the lawn during the campaign. They also have a flagpole in the front yard with an American flag proudly flying. The weekend of the immigration ban, a huge Trump flag was hoisted directly below the American flag. It still…

That’s going to make for a really, really awkward workplace discussion when Bannon sends him to the camps.

Maybe he has short term memory loss that started the day after the election. He just keeps coming back to his victory because that’s the last thing that is really firmly in his head. Everything after could just be a fever dream to him. (and us if we were lucky.)