He is one dead-eyed affectless motherfucker. And you gotta be a special specimen of evil humanoid to freak out Joe Scarborough.

the compromise offered by Cooper involves repealing the bill and creating “stricter penalties” for unspecified “bathroom crimes”

I also know it can mean “lets go smoke some weed”

Thanks for having the courage to speak up. I also looked at the picture and thought that I have been making that sign for A-OK all my life. Has it been taken over by the young people? Also, isn’t there a popular Jennifer Lawrence gif where she makes that sign? Is she being racist? What is going on here?!?

I thought the same thing. Now I’m wondering how many times I’ve been racist to people and not even known it. That’s clearly A-OK...Don’t let the racists have it.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

If only he had a strong father figure in his life he would have stopped and made a two-handed bounce pass, which pass would have shown leadership to his teammates and inspired Porter to take a high percentage set shot. It’s too bad the kids watching the game won’t learn proper fundamentals.

If the line didn’t continue down the ass crack and curve around they would be cool.

Tomsula. He could probably help the players find way to save some cash too against that heavy Canadian tax rate!

Most werent mustache twirling villians in kids cartoons, but germany is the 1930s and 40s is a good example of what happens when you let cowardice and xenophobia rule a country. The big issue with the mustache twirling characterization imo is the implication that those people were evil and this could never happen…

???? His parents are liberal Jews...

“a story of forbidden love in Nazi Germany.”

No, Fuckingham Palace sounds like an awesome place I’d like to visit.

This is the argument I make to Mr. Prose. He is unmoved.

Duke.

Blowjobs are the new “nice to meet you!”
Fingerbanging is the new flirting!
Squirting is the new blowing a kiss!

What’s wrong with a giant lawn ornament? If it’s neat and not a hazard, who cares? I’d rather have a plane next door than a jackass with 10,000 Christmas lights and inflatable reindeer.

This is one of the many reasons I live in the country. Nobody can complain about my Saab graveyard because there’s nobody around to see it.

This just plane isn’t funny.