I was actually watching the HWNDU when this nonsense went down. The shirtless dweebs kept ranting on about being Peak Male Specimens and Peak Masculinity...

because once the milk soaks in and dries on their clothing, it really starts to smell. And they are here on this trip without their mothers to do their wash, so they have to conserve their “good clothing.”

i dont think we’re seeing the cream of the crop here...

nah, i can find a good use for that gif like, every hour.

I assure you it won’t be

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

skim heads

For the record, I wouldn’t come to Deadspin if it was only sports. I enjoy good writing and comedy on multiple topics.

Enough with the lab inventory. Pipette down already.

“Finally, It’s important to keep in mind that only 25% of the American population voted against Pres. Trump. So, simple math tells us that 75% of the country doesn’t share your political fervor and could feel alienated by preachy politics coming from sports writers. I hope that helps you make a better decision in the…

Can I just say that Better Off Ted is one of my absolute favorite 2-season TV shows?

+1 for underated show gif. Made my damn day.

You misspelled “GIT”

You are fucking idiot

Damn, reading those letters makes it seem like literacy isn’t a priority in your country. Weird right?

He might even be a beaker! Or, dare I say it, an Erlenmeyer flask?

I love how hard the Trump Administration keeps trying to pretend that they and their supporters aren’t racist at all while their supporters just keep jumping up and down and screaming “YEEHAW GET THEM MESSICANS AND AY-RAHBS!” Somebody didn’t get the memo!

Ooh, double automated email signature! T. Eggert with a real power email move.

I want to find out why he thinks Pence will check out a year early.

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