go fuck yourself

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

She probably finished the book last year before Trump was elected.

You do realize how the publishing industry works right? She probably finished the book last year before Trump was elected.

I think we need a few hundred more Elizabeth Warren’s in Congress. Books like this help recruit people who think like her to be like her, and to run up and down ticket. “it will trace the development of the middle class from the New Deal to the Trump administration. Warren will outline her ideas for how the…

Announcer: “If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball!”

Let’s not be naive.

Perhaps public silence for the month preceding and following the book release, during which time she’ll be criticized for not speaking out?

Don’t you think the middle class and defeating Donald are important and timely topics? Are you against all politicians releasing books? Just the popular ones? I’ve got two of Obama’s on my bookshelf. Warren fights Donald and the GOP every day, so I suppose no day would be a good day for her to release it according to…

the timing of her book release is c onvenient.

Okay, tomatoface, we get it. Warren has been selling her book for years before it was announced.

They literally don’t have the numbers to stop anything. What the fuck do you mean “have done nothing of value as of yet?”

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

It’s hard to imagine Arizona without hockey. Next thing you know, they’re going to get rid of Louisiana’s curling team. Are none of our sacred institutions safe anymore? 

fuck that. i watch a lot of documentaries on vampires. vampires are supposed to be sexy and cool. all the people in those Twilight documentaries i watched certainly were. these shriveled old GOP bastards are not vampires.

Because accurately describing Jeff Sessions’ record impugns his character.

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”