If you crowd sourced coaching decisions, would you get a better coach than Jeff Fisher? Like every down, Madden style three boxes come up and people vote. I feel like we have the technology to do it.

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

I was rooting for Penn State also, but I kind of want them to hammer Paterno’s story a bit more, without framing it merely as “adversity” for the program or whatever. Try to embrace complexity and discuss how this program perpetrated the worst, darkest scandal in college sports history, and this team also had a cool…

I’m sure all the victims feels way better tonight.

That’s so true. That’s like, when a woman slaps a man it’s never assault, but when a dude beats a woman with a hammer all the sudden he’s in jail. Such hypocrisy.

The Chinese are killing us in the CFP rankings.

“Philosophical Differences” is now my favorite euphemism

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?

This is crying out for a THANKS, OBAMA caption.

Mayor Stranczek has a good solid English name. I bet his family was on the Mayflower.

I have no sympathy for people who voted for Trump, at all—I have sympathy for their children. I have *extra* anger for Trump voters on behalf of their children. Whatever the reverse of sympathy is, that’s what I have. Pure contempt and withering judgment, maybe.

“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

Terry is old enough that even if it didn’t really affect him at the time, he was around for the great lie of Reaganomics and the trickle down theory.

So he’s treating the President of the United States like a gym teacher treats a fat kid?

If they are as smart as I think they are, their adult lives will be spent very quietly doing good works that none of us will ever hear anything about. I can’t imagine that —considering how nicely their parents have been covered— that they’ll want to live their adult lives in the public sphere.

Holy shit! I’m being cited?!

Goodness, hope your husband has recovered. My grandfather suffered a massive stroke and sadly passed away soon after. He was a hoot. He had a prosthetic leg and used to bet people he could dance with one leg on the floor and one on the ceiling. They’d take the bet and he’d take his leg off and hold it up the ceiling…

It is possible for a white person to shade, and/or recognize shade. Mitt Romney, however, is not that white person. Mitt is so white he may not even cast a shadow.

Speaking of Merriam-Webster, this tweet?