Probably because Jackson has played in all 11 games (with one missed start), while Reed has played in nine of 11 games (with three missed starts). Pretty funny, huh?
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Not to mention that people used to say they liked Trump BECAUSE he “says what he means.”
Next paycheck!!!!
My son took a shit in the potty today. He was surprised that that much came out of his body and very proud of the smell.
Oh, fuck yes.
Yes, this legislation authorizes the President to grab every woman in the country to establish that she’s not a terrorist, but don’t worry! It’s not intended literally!
This is the most fucking amazing thing ever.
I’m 47 and I still get that way.
Don’t worry guys! Someone set up a GoFundMe for Conway’s much needed exorcism:
As an ordained minister, I volunteer to perform all funeral services telepathically for free.
Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.
Yeah, we used to say “buy ocean-front property, because they’re not making it anymore.” But now, yay, they are!
Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.
Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.
It’s a league where Brock Osweiler gets $18M a year just because teams think he *might* be good. Actual good QBs get $21-24M a year. Is it overpaying to put Cousins in that range? Absolutely. But the alternative is that the team has to start over at the most important position, either with a rookie crapshoot or an…
He could actually make the claim that he’s better than Luck. His career QB rating is 8 points higher, and he’s ahead in yards per attempt and completion percentage. He isn’t in the same conversation as Luck with winning percentage, but if he played in the AFC South then maybe he would be? I mean, it’s bullshit and…
A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.
(Vikings lawyers noted that other than the whole “nuke all the gays” thing, Priefer never said anything “inappropriate” or “demeaning” to or about LGBT people.)