No gimmick! You’re the gimmick!

You’re adorably dumb.

Public spitting is okay when necessary, I feel, but it should be done quickly and quietly, and not left obvious and disgusting for others.

Oh man, you might be half right.

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

Adam Sandler’s call.

Should’ve been called “Kevin’s Weight.”

I assume these theories all spring from the same source, because I find it hard to believe there are 3 fans of Kevin Can Wait.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

Paul Blart died shortly after the end of Paul Blart II, but was given a second chance at life and placed in the body of recently deceased cop Kevin Gable.

It’s Montana, she probably has a gun.  

I understand what you’re saying. I think the headline here is a bit misleading. It’s too late to edit the comment, so I’ll just amend it here: So he isn’t blaming her for the violence, he’s blaming her for overreacting to his violence. Typical hysterical woman, blowing a tiny thing out of proportion. (Checks all of…

If you don’t want your things to be stolen and vandalized, don’t own any things.

Plus if she hadn’t decorated her clinic in such an enticing manner. She was basically asking to be vandalized, with a place that looked like that.

Also she should have had better security so the police would have arrived sooner and she should have stood in the doorway and physically prevented him from entering the clinic and also none of this would have happened if she’d had a gun. #logic

I don’t blame Revis for grabbing every buck he can. It’s the NFL after all.

There’s no way in hell Revis will take a pay cut. He has never made it a secret that he is about the money. He came to New England on the condition that he be the highest paid CB on paper even though both sides knew he would never play under his 2nd year option. He left New England and made it clear that playing in…

Then explain the extra “t,” pal.

Revis archipelago

spurned New England