It’d really bring that neighborhood back after everybody decided ShiTpaTown was cooer.

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This is an utterly lukewarm take.

He must also be friends with the Washington coaching staff.

What SHOULD have happened is the New Orleans whatevertheycallthemselvesnow should have moved to OKC, and the Sonics should have remained in Seattle. New Orleans has never fully supported NBA basketball, and they are on their 2nd team, having stolen the Charlotte Hornets when the Jazz went to Utah (ridiculous name for…

They’d probably do better in an area of town that can support the arena in the offseason. Perhaps the musical theater scene in SoLaTiDo

Yeah, I mean there’s certainly cities who are still stupid enough to spend the money, but I feel like this could start to move the needle. It wouldn’t change the culture overnight, but I could see more and more cities saying no. After all, there’s only so many markets big enough for a professional sports team.

“The proposal looks fairly good, Mr. Hansen, but why only 8,000 tents for the homeless during the off-season?”

Finally, someone read the damn sign!

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

While the city would (I assume) be receptive to not having to provide any funding, wouldn’t the NBA take issue with this?

Chris Hansen to city of Seattle: “Why don’t you have 18,000 seats, right over here?”

Why don’t you just calm down and take a seat. Take a seat right over there. Maybe have a glass of lemonade.

I hope you die in a fire.

Did you know the team you were flirting with online was only 13?

“I’ll build an arena, if you bring condoms and wine coolers when you come by. 😻😍😜”

You’re, sir, are an idiot.

“Have a seat right over there.”

“Ware’s house?”

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”