It’s so bizarre, but a friend of mine posted about this, and some dude comes in with all of this conservative stuff about how she’s being sued for fraud for her vacations on the taxpayer’s dollar. Except I can find zero evidence. So, i ask him for evidence that’s not a long-abstracted conservative propaganda web site.

Wrong Cardinals, so just one more missed attempt for tonight.

Roberto Aguayo will be sleeping with the nightlight on after watching this game.

Russel Wilson is fine with this! Get tied, get laid.

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

Right before the debates, when Trump had essentially pulled even, I ranted/pleaded for Hillary to step up her game. I was incredulous that despite her experience and resources, she couldn’t take Trump down. I really thought she and her campaign were blowing it.

As a black man with a traditional African name (which I am proud of, btw!) ...

... I can attest to resenting the lack of keychains or novelty license plates at truck stops.

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

Right?

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

If that’s your thing, you can save time and money by visiting the comment section at Breitbart.

“Jags fans recognize this like their own child.”

I absolutely hate this concept of partners calling each other ‘king’ and ‘queen’ because it only continues the long list of patriarchal bullshit that women should always support their men no matter what while the man gets to make all of the decisions. This is clearly oversharing, this is clearly a violation of her…

“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.

Haha I’m beginning to rethink it as I mostly love stoner metal and it would just look like I have many unenthusiastic grizzled uncles

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

If only he’d been at the second debate....

This is probably the only last name I would take.

I hope she takes Awesome’s last name

One time recently, a guy on OkCupid offered me “$200-$300" to fuck him, out of the blue, as if soliciting random women on OkCupid is a solid plan. When I was offended not just by the violation but by what I saw to be an insanely low ball offer, my hilarious but somewhat emotionally cold friend googled the going rate…