Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

Isn’t that kind of genius. If you are going to give up a safety why not ensure that you can run as much of the clock out as you can?

Makes sense. Colorado is a safety to a safety for a lot of high school seniors.

You didn’t need to write anything beyond “My in-laws” but I appreciate you did.

The ‘Her Lies Matter’ banner is a perfect encapsulation of the scummy mindset of the angry, willfully ignorant conservative. Co-opting ‘Black Lives Matter’ into an anti-Hillary phrase, because they think coloreds should stop being so uppity and stop making up all this discrimination nonsense - perfectly gross.

Jill Stein is enough of an embarrassment. We don’t need more.

Probably a couple of collectors with memorabilia to sign are on the way.

+100 yards from any school or playground

If you ever needed evidence of climate’s leftist bias, just look at the photos

Studio eighty-sixed

Why the hell has he stayed in New England? He went to HS in Arizona and won a World Series there. Wouldn’t he be happier out there with Arpaio and Brewer?

Studio 38 6-8.

Be fair. Gotta give him some credit. Duke University is WAY more prestigious than Trump U.

I did my study abroad in Russia and this reminds me of this small group who would stand near the shopping mall in St. Petersburg lobbying for full Communism to come back. It was never more than 10-15 people. There was always more people stopping to take pictures than at any of the rallies.

due to scaling issues, it would just look like someone typed a bunch of underscores all the way across a blank screen.

Has Dump ever mentioned working with Congress at all? He always says what he’ll personally do, and I guess he’ll do it by imperial decree. I’ve never heard him mention working with anyone to get anything done. He has mentioned appointing a Supreme Court justice but has not acknowledged the other two branches of…

Go ahead and sue, asshole. Lawyers will line up to defend these women pro bono. The discovery and depositions alone will keep you in conference rooms for years. And we’ll enjoy every second of it.

Biden is mensch personified. There is a great memo from him to his staff urging them not to miss family obligations just to work for him. The Uber Good Guy^TM

Wrong. Tim Kaine would have pulled it out of your ear later.