You know he’d lose and blame it on a rigged referee and bad gloves made in GYNA.

It could also be the long-term effects of hairspray addiction...

The second one is particularly delightful. Stealing it!

“I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election—if I win.”

I absolutely like Biden also, much admiration for his Women’s rights acts and cancer mission. But can you just tell me where you think Clinton fell short? We’re looking at a Clinton blowout, plus her plan to combat climate change (a contest between states) and to use military money to stop the illegal wildlife trade…

Trump is functionally stupid. No matter how bright he may be (dim, in my opinion), if you don’t use your intelligence, don’t read, don’t listen, and don’t try to learn, you are stupid.

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

Remember the example of Romney, who was so overconfident that he was going to win that he didn’t even prepare a concession speech yet still managed to come up with an appropriately conciliatory speech off the cuff.

Donald Trump Is Actually Just A Sample File On Loop

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all.

A lady at my office was wearing glasses today, and I complimented them. She was embarrassed to tell me that they were Kardashian brand, because she didn’t want to be associated with them. More power to Jay and Bey for distancing themselves.

If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned that coming over to Kim and Kanye’s house would mean I’d unwittingly signed myself up to appear in KUWTK.

Wow. Projecting from your own monster piece-of-shit candidate much?

Wow who pointed a gun and made you come here? Oh nobody. Then zip it.

Liberal shill website. Huh.

“When I think about you I cut myself!”

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

You sound hurt.

So edgy, I cut myself!

Feel better now?