Not sure why these didn’t catch on:

0-9%: This is the worst I have ever done on any test or quiz in my life and I am 100% not happy about it.

Well, that’s seven minutes of Google image searching that I’ll never get back.

YOU’RE TAKING ALL MY STARS

Well, I will have difficulty seeing a twist cone the same way next time I get one.

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

Not a story. Ten years ago? She’s totally checked that off the last by now.

Protein-American

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

We know Billy

That’s a nice cock.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

She clearly said “moo-lot-o’clock,” the time of day she, Eric and Donald Jr make barnyard sounds for an hour.

one cannot truly appreciate the mystical nature of a mulatto cock unless experienced in person

She’s not good at cyber!

Does she not have internet?

No.

PROOF THAT DONALD TRUMP CREATES JOBS, YOUR MOVE SHILLARY

I don’t flip out when touched without consent. But I do always “touch” back. I have had to say this to men when it’s clear they plan to “accidentally” bump into me.

This summer while I was in Paris, one afternoon I was sitting and working by myself at a café when three men (that I neither knew nor invited) sat at my table with me.