Four out of five roads in college are sexual asphalt.

That made me laugh

Craft thread!

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

Same. I’ve been listening to the debates on my phone rather than watching them, on TV and his sniffling is really fucking annoying when the sound is being piped directly into my ear canal.

I’m convinced that he uses a Kevlar-based hairspray that solidifies on contact.

its actually pap schmeer, like with bagels

Mr. Trump was clearly joking!!! The liberal media needs to spend less time examining the actual words and rhetoric of Donald Trump, and more time examining Hillary Clinton’s urine and hair follicles.

“Celebrate Hard.” - a message from Cialis

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

Because the woman has a life of leisure, but Trump has been up since 4am, furiously tweeting!

It’s Tiffany. She has to eat under the table.

All of these were just Ellie’s.

Weird place to put her corks but whatever.

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

You know he’d just knock it on its side and roll around the living knocking shit over like some pathological hamster.

To me, the only nice thing in the whole room is Barron’s car. It is unhygienic to let him place it on the table, though.

Don’t be surprised if you end up in there while trying to lure your cat into it.

See I’d buy it and turn it into cat jail for when my little butt acts up.