As soon as Hillary answered the question, I was like “THAT is shade, Dad! That’s what I mean when I say somebody threw shade.” And that’s how I educated my Dad on ‘shade’. The end.

You know, I immediately had to scroll up and check to see who posted these. Then I lol-ed loudly enough to wake up my senile dog. Well done, sir.

Don’t listen to rslwn. Melania tweets are gold. She is an inspiration to us all. I eat healthier because of her Let’s Move campaign.

“Her country”...Slovenia?

That was a classic lawyerly smack down; something they live for. Legal bitchery at it’s best.

Not gonna lie: I immediately scrolled down to this one to see the verdict and the reasoning because I just made a declaration about why it was shade (and glorious shade at that) a few hours ago. I’m *very* relieved to see that the Court’s findings are in line with my first (and honestly only) instinct.

Melania wasn’t throwing shade; she still fully supports her husband.

Maybe, but she’s a model, so I thought the chance of her knowing the name for an iconic piece of clothing was pretty high. But also

Definitely the time I walked him through the style guide on possessives, and then he fucked up three tweets in a row.

My sweet redhaired boy Carson

I think I might be Team Stephen A. on this:

PACKERS.

Not fair. His religious beliefs prevent him from to getting to third. Much less home.

GRRM

No.

Ding ding ding

You’ve been to this site before, right?

In short, there’s absolutely no baseball justification for Tebow to be here.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.