Well he said “no” and “stop” but he was still sitting there so he must have secretly wanted it.

*fire emoji*

THIS. And why is no one in the biased liberal media asking the two most pertinent questions?

On a related note, I’m sort of surprised Caitlyn Jenner has yet to chime in with her own delusional defense of Trump’s behavior towards women.

Fun fact: government cheese is actually back as of this year. There’s been a huge excess of milk production so the Department of Agriculture has started buying cheese and donating it to food banks.

I would love to know how trains go off cliffs, really. They run on rails.

Even Arizona turned blue for a hot second! Arizona!

He’s not single, but a widower. But I’ll let him know that you’re interested.

It reminds me of when Pierson was saying that Obama founded ISIS, and the anchor is just sitting there, desperately trying not to smile. When he asks her the question again, she kind of blanks for a moment, knowing that she’s said something wrong, but not knowing what it is.

Huge straws, right? World-class straws! Best straws anywheres!!!!

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

I just saw this a few minutes ago, and thought it perfectly summed up his mindset. Women=Give them a kiss. Blacks (any minority)=Keep them at arm lengths away.

I’ve been unable to post photos on Kinja, but let’s pretend there is one below this message of someone desperately GRASPING AT STRAWS.

Yeah it’s totally understandable because the dismissive “you people” that lumps everyone together under a negative is so enraging (which is why on some level I get the “not all X” movement even thought it’s dumb). But “you people” is so widely used towards black people that it’s funny to see it flipped.

Everyone knows women love to be silenced and shamed!

He’s a loon but I’ll admit that I laughed at the race reversal of the people in this exchange.

Politically and morally he’s always been an ass, as far as I know. But setting that aside I admit he’s adorably drowsy.

Get in the basket, Ben.

The train went off the cliff because you fell asleep at the controls, you sleepy weirdo.