It’d be like a credit score agency!

Send them to me. I hate lesson planning!

It would then ALSO make the “normal folks doing extraordinary thing” HOF.

Joe Biden: Shadow President

I’d just add a smidge of [masturbatory braggadociousness]

What the OP describes sounds a lot like what we had, which wasn’t so much “designated” (our white supremacist dude certainly patrolled the rest of campus on occasion) as “optimized” for public discussion. It was a pleasant spot (when he wasn’t there) that everyone had to walk by. Dude ended up getting banned from…

Shocked that Darko “Donnie” Milicic didn’t make the list.

I think it might just be a long, clumsy jab at a perfectly fine university rather than actual homophobia.

Covington HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You know you can make a killing off of them, so you smile and nod until they idiot themselves into giving you their money.

You’ve gotta get yourself a freezer! My secondhand second hand (haaaa) has been a resounding success thanks to the joys of cold storage.

Now that’s living dangerously.

And if they do complain, you add them to your people graveyard.

I think it wouldn’t be notable. Firm enough, over quickly, moving on.

Wear a ring that’s a bit sharp. Problem solved!

I’m imagining this as a game of Never Have I Ever.

You stand on top of the wall and hit balls into Mexico! Hit a migrant and your next ball is free!

Move to Olympia! Cheaper than Seattle, nice small city, no traffic.

Cue joke about how some of the population couldn’t stomach voting for a Negro.

Action is nice but i’d rather stall entirely than have us regress to the dark ages.