Yeah LA just slurps all that sweet sweet Colorado river goodness, wouldn’t be much without it.

They also currently use tunnels. So unless they are going to build the wall down as well.... Just a dumb fucking idea on all fronts.

Not to mention I feel like many students want to get laid in college anyways. I give the diss 1/10.

Nah, then his suits would be waaay too tight around the tummy

Have you read “the art of racing in the rain?” Quick but beautiful book.

At least with the litter you’re getting your whole grains.

Queen Weezabeth

It would really suck for Raiders fans if they miraculously won the Super Bowl... and then their great owner moves them to Vegas

Books and Buffalo wings: new worst restaurant concept. The books would be so sticky!

Whoops, same. Like what the hell people?! America barely reached over here when that flag was relevant.

I see them occasionally in Washington (state). Must be all about that Southern heritage... in the Northwest.

Jarvis was thinking “you’re one sick fuck, Mark”. Hence the secret instructions (in Chinese) which led the baby to flee.

Yeah that sounds like a good time and fun challenge actually!

Im not sure of James Dolan’s politics, but he is a bit of a cock himself. Not sure how much controversy he’s trying to avoid. If you happen upon any New York Knicks fans (or search for Deadspin’s coverage of him) they can tell you all about him.

If we weren’t supposed to beat people up, we wouldn’t be able to punch.

How fucking sharp are your knees? When the person in front of me leans back I’m forced to flagrantly manspread unless I want to jam my knees into plastic.

Thailand! Cheap as hell, people are friendly, food is great.

Yeah I agree. As someone far more pathetic than Lebron and far more bald at a much younger age, it’s time to just bite the bullet, man. You have the balds behind you, get out there and represent with pride.

I like where you were going with it.

I should have said dark times. Though 1:32am was on the dim end.