When the people who genuinely don’t mean to cause discomfort do it, people tell them to stop, and they stop.

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

As a former child who ate his steak that way and stopped once was shown what seasoning was, I can attest to the veracity that this is indeed how children eat.

If you don’t go downtown, then I have no time for you. Tongue on my clit, or get the fuck out.

While I agree that men and women should communicate their desires and try to please each other sexually within reason, there is a huge difference between not giving your partner an orgasm and not giving your partner an orgasm their preferred way.

But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.

Never let him go.

I feel like this speaks to a larger mental problem with hetero dudes* in that they aren’t thinking about doing the dishes or taking charge in childcare or eating women out. They just expect women to just “deal” or spell everything out for them explicitly. A woman sighing loudly near a sink of dirty dishes is in no way…

I’m just gonna leave this here...

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Or, people could just stop feeling embarrassed by feminine products and just get over it. There is no reason that a woman should feel shame (or society make her feel shame) for using something like a tampon. People need to loosen up a little. As for this whole glue thing, I’m not a doctor, but I suspect that it is a…

Ugh, the most exhausting part of being a Type A personality? Not the drive, not the competitiveness. The horrible, constant feeling that if anything goes off plan you are letting everybody down and will not be forgiven.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Be polite, silent, gentle..........and also supple and smooth with graceful curves that start at your waist, and continue to your your soft thighs and gently twist inward below your pelvis and culminate in that tight triangle of pleasure known as..........oh shit, what was I talking about again?

I wish I was RuPaul.

ISIS?