jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

1. good. i hope every person who is charged brings kim some peace of mind.

it is all that caffeine you’ve had this morning plus all of this coverage. cut yourself off from the coverage, that will at least stop more anxiety and stress from building up.

“Wikileaks” indeed.

My boss and I were just discussing Rogue One, we both agreed it was the best Star Wars movie ever.

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

I thought Leia looked better than Tarkin. I really don’t know what people’s issue with her was. Some people say she looked “doll-like,” but go back and watch Ep. IV. She was specifically made up to look doll-like.

Totally agree if it was only the one payment. I would totally be in. But four payments, I just can’t justify that.

Obviously yes. Wait, edited because I misread that and just now realized its FOUR payments of $29.98, not just regular $29.98. No, I do not think I would, despite my love of tacky shit and cats.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bright idea to use their phone to turn the water in my shower ice cold. That will be the day that I commit murder.

I want this very badly. I will pay ALL the monies for this.

Get thee to a Coach outlet. You can find a nice bag (with or without screaming logos, your choice) and, because it’s a season out of date, it will be cheaper. Plus, they tend to be less intimidating to shop at than the non-outlet stores. Kate Spade has one as well. I’ve gotten a few (very style and color neutral) bags

What was your theme? Truthfully, my Star Trek Bar Mitzvah was where the cool kids were:

i hate michael kors shit. so tacky.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

I think this Tiffany shit with the name imprinted on it is so tacky that I blush when I see someone wearing it, out of sheer embarrassment for them. I feel the same way about every overpriced piece of logo shit, which probably makes me the last dinosaur on earth to feel this way.

This is awkward for both of us but I love you.

MommaKris probably is ready to turn off the money spigot.

Weed is tight