jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

People like this think it’s “funny” and “cute” and “edgy” to do the Nazi salute. They need to crack open a history book... and then take that book and shove it up their fucking ass because no amount of education will make them see the light. These people don’t deserve my love, sorry.

Apart of me is tired of having to listen to people who voted for Trump talk about how they feel alienated and how their feelings are important, too. I know my feelings and other groups are not important or don’t matter to them. They either don’t see me and other groups as people or don’t consider us important.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

My guess is the parents had a role in shaping this behavior.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

It’s also when your routine changes abruptly. Parent A usually take Little Timmy to daycare, but Parent A is sick today. Parent B decides to take Little Timmy instead, but on the way gets into rote motion of the day mode and totally forgot that they’re responsible for Little Timmy (who is quietly sleeping in the

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Lupus is a disease you really do not want to have if you are public figure. Considering that one of the bigger triggers for Lupus flareups is stress.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

“Girl, cool your tits.”

Girl, cool your tits. This isn’t news.... Bob Dylan has been a reclusive curmudgeon since forever. He’s always been anti-giving-the-fans-what-they-want. He does what he does just for himself. And if people didn’t somehow like this about him, for all these decades in a row, they’d’ve given the Nobel to some Twittering

#jonesingforagoodtime


Yes we also went through a long and drawn out debate. I would threaten to have him call my mom “Gangee” a la Arrested Development just for kicks but they finally settled on Nan and Mimi. My dad came up with Poppy. My son was left to puzzle out my father in law’s name and came up with “pee-paw” on his own.

Hipster old millennial dads ew right?

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

No. Papa is Grandpa.

Californians, how the hell do you live with this?