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It’s also when your routine changes abruptly. Parent A usually take Little Timmy to daycare, but Parent A is sick today. Parent B decides to take Little Timmy instead, but on the way gets into rote motion of the day mode and totally forgot that they’re responsible for Little Timmy (who is quietly sleeping in the

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Lupus is a disease you really do not want to have if you are public figure. Considering that one of the bigger triggers for Lupus flareups is stress.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

“Girl, cool your tits.”

Girl, cool your tits. This isn’t news.... Bob Dylan has been a reclusive curmudgeon since forever. He’s always been anti-giving-the-fans-what-they-want. He does what he does just for himself. And if people didn’t somehow like this about him, for all these decades in a row, they’d’ve given the Nobel to some Twittering

#jonesingforagoodtime


Yes we also went through a long and drawn out debate. I would threaten to have him call my mom “Gangee” a la Arrested Development just for kicks but they finally settled on Nan and Mimi. My dad came up with Poppy. My son was left to puzzle out my father in law’s name and came up with “pee-paw” on his own.

Hipster old millennial dads ew right?

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

No. Papa is Grandpa.

Californians, how the hell do you live with this?

I can’t decide which is worse. The President-Elect’s family thinking that their son MAYBE having autism is worthy of a defamation lawsuit, or the President-Elect’s family using intimidation tactics against an autistic teenager who was trying to convince people to leave their son’s behavior alone.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?

The fact that he was a refugee makes me so fearful for all the refugees in the United States right now who are even now being slandered with him.

Because he’s petty and hates this picture, spread it far and wide.