How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

And if I hear one person say “don’t say Trump voters are racist! It hurts our feelings!” I’m going to vomit.

Someone on my FB page posted about how Planned Parenthood has only been around for 100 years and women managed our health just fine before that. Um, no we fucking didn’t. We had babies we didn’t want and died in childbirth.

HOW COULD YOU NOT I learned the words to sister suffragette when I was a child #howmyfeminismbeganessentially

My favorite Disney princess...

Masturbate.

BEAUTY THREAD!

I bet you know who Rita Ora is though.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

This would represent a pepperoni pizza that retailed for $250.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

Fun fact: Gwyneth Paltrow actually did die while making Contagion. However, prior to filming, she contracted a genetics lab to make a clone of herself to carry out her Goop legacy.

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

I know what to tell those people: you are garbage humans. Join the rest of us in the 21st century.

This is my dog she is a good dog

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

If I lived somewhere with open carry, I’d never go out on Halloween.