jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

The male anchors/reporters 0n this station have been doing it for quite a while. You just didn’t see it before when they were sitting behind desks, but they recently remodeled their studio and now they stand while reporting.

I smoke a metric ton of weed but I have never smoked in a car, I’m paranoid af and I don’t even carry any in the car except for one time when a dear and generous kinja friend gave me some edibles and I had to drive them back to Northern California.

The point is that dudes want to take the opportunity to tell us how big their wieners are.

But does he know her?

High school was a dark time for some of us.

Settle down, Hipster. It’s pretty common knowledge that the proper nickname is “B-dubs.”

Theory aside, the resolution to the matter at hand is to call it “B-dubs,” as everyone in my area does. Definitely saves syllables.

Counterpoint: the proper nickname is “b-dubs.”

Y’know, this has been said elsewhere, but if the Hillary shop took less than 6 weeks to ship stuff out, I’d be more inclined to buy more. I bought a mug and two buttons back in July and I still have yet to see them. I paid 2-day shipping for them. I’ve sent an email with no response. I’m happy the money went to her

Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one

Yea, they are too pricey for me, but they are designed for this by some fairly big names in fashion, are union-printed and Made in the USA. That is part of why they are expensive.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Believe me, if NFL brass could get away with giving them less than that, they would.

Maybe if you can’t trust a person in their 20s to, literally, survive without your constant attention, you should reconsider whether or not to give that person millions of dollars.

Because a barrier would get in the way of the ICBM carriers they parade every May 1st.......

Because Russia, wtf is there street parking on that same street.