What’s creepy about it is the implication that she can’t control these things not because the system is beyond her technical abilities while he’s building it, but she cannot control it because when you’re an engineer like zuckerberg (that’s another joke for another time), you can program your AI to ignore your wife,…

“I don’t own a copy of Young Frankenstein.”

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

I kinda stopped reading when I found out he just recently put the proposal in there. Ruined it for me because as I started reading it I had thoughts that maybe he put the note in there 5 years ago figuring if they were still together after 5 years it’d be time to pop the question. That would have been fucking awesome…

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

Yup, cook anything for a dude on a 3rd date and he doesn’t fuck you, he prob never will.

More like PuttanOUTsca, amirite?

WHY IS IT NOT PUTTANESCA?

why were you hard in the first place?

I thought for sure it would be puttanesca

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Nailed it

And Courteney Cox. Which I always think people will remember because it’s an unusual spelling, but then I’m usually the only one who does. Well, I like her.

It’s a fucking biological function, okay?

LOLOLOL @ Tyga having millions of dollars

Your dress will look better than the one Amy Schumer wore, too.

Of course - because the black one in the background destroys the aesthetic. Jeez.