If only there was model the US could work off of that would allow affordable health care for all that would not be subject to the whims of the marketplace and private corporations bottom lines. But alas, who can conceive of such a thing.....

ALL THE STARS TO CARLA DEVIGNY

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Yeah, why must we dare to exist! We should all just hide in our houses, cursing our body types and trying to gain weight so we can look like your definition of normal.

I think this would be even more powerful if it featured a wider range of body types, including some that look traditionally fit or slender but still would never fit in a sample size in a million years. It’s not just the so-called plus-size women who can’t wear them. It’s the vast majority of women. That’s why it’s so…

I was just about to call this out too. I don’t have a body like “the real - world body” I have a fairly decent body that I’m proud of. I know people fat shame...but it sucks when there’s skinny-shame too :(

What is a “real-world size” tho

Well, I know what I am reading tonight.

This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

you had contractual relationships too?

Haha! I remember watching my 4 yr. old niece staring at an empty cone after the scoop and fallen to the ground. I smiled at her mother and said "Your daughter just discovered gravity. Might want to watch those "pie in the sky" fairytales you've been telling her about life."

I forgot to get ice cream and cones on the way home tonight for my pregnant wife. The petition to replace me has one signature so far.

There was something I read recently that I don’t have in front of me right now where law enforcement spoke to a group of abusers who explained they absolutely have a system to go from “oh, so loving” into the cycle of violence. It’s planned a lot of the time, with dudes being able to spot someone who will be…

I’m naming my first born Gazpaucho.

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

“Leave it to France to find a way to make a dumb sport dumber.” is my new favorite quote of all time.

When they say that she “declined” the paperwork what they mean to say is a mom with three kids can't stand at the courthouse for 12 hours to wait for a judge to give her the paperwork.

I have no credentials to support this opinion, but in high school I was in what I sometimes call a “borderline abusive relationship.” In hindsight, there were definitely red flags. He fell in love with me within days, which made me very uncomfortable. I was 16 and had no idea what was going on, but the word he was…

Lost his job, lost his wife, and she’s taking the kids....yeah, he’s going to destroy them all, including the family dog.