I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

Obviously getting helplessly drunk is unsafe for anyone, though often understandable - many people, especially young newer drinkers, do not know their own tolerances. But yes, it’s dangerous, including in and of itself.

Do you think young people haven’t heard before why they shouldn’t drink beyond their limits?

Says the man with a wife who has a fetish for plantation chic and a daughter named James.

I must be losing my damned mind because I kind of like the name Onyx. I'm going to blame it on having a newborn and only getting 2 hours of sleep per day.

that, and this comment from the BF article:

I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

He was being purposely misleading about what he wanted and had the audacity to record her like she was just being the “crazy” “overly dramatic” “ball and chain.” This is everyday sexism, everyday patriarchal thinking. That dude is an asshole. Dudes need to stop taking our food and then calling us childish and crazy…

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

My aunt stole my bread pudding with homemade whipped cream. She finally made it up to me by giving me some new bread pudding.

This drives me crazy. I’ll ask my husband if he wants something and he’ll tell me no because he hates leftovers. But the minute I sit down with my oven-heated leftovers he wants to pick off my plate. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to reheat stuff in an oven. Go use the microwave and leave my food alone.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

fat ass?

Food stealers get me upset. Went out to dinner with my sister and cousin and we ordered a huge thing of fried chicken to share. My sister said she only wanted veggies and since that’s all she really eats anyway, I believed her. So I’m like “cool, more chicken for me” cause I LOVE fried chicken. End of the meal, bitch…

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

I wouldn’t know, I picked the girl avatar because the male one looked like a trashy Kingdom Hearts reject. No thanks.

So I just went out for a walk in a heat warning because of Pokemon Go, worth it. Got an Eevee which is awesome and also got a Cloyster which is now BP 176.