jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

That’s because there’s actually no such thing as mini or micropigs. Anything advertised as a mini pig is just a regular pig or potbellly pig that has been starved to stay small. It’s really cruel and mean :(

I want one eventually if I ever have a house big enough. Pigs are smart as hell and you save money on a dog bed!

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

This is an old scam repackaged. One of my current dogs came from a rescue, he was sold to her as a tea cup yorky for $750, turned out he was a Silky Terrier his first owner basically starved him on the diet recommended by the “breeder” to try to keep him small ie 2 -4lbs instead of the 17lbs or so average for a Silky.

Pot-bellied pigs are adorable! In someone else’s house.

Tuition and books/supplies are two different things.

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

Honestly, did other presidents get judged for where they moved after they were done?

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

I gotta be honest, I don’t why you do either.

I know that maybe this is different because I am not Kate Middleton (or am I?), but I literally wear the same 4 things in rotation pretty much. I don’t know who they are trying to shame with outfit repeating, but I can’t imagine living a life where you only wear a piece of clothing once.

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

Justin Bieber is the worst.

Any chance I can talk about my eldest son makes me happy. He left, he came back and he is now on the deen’s list. His actual grade point average is higher than a 4.0.

Okay, ROLL CALL, who else is in this shameful arrangement?

Bubonic plague parties for kids.

I remember watching a CBC program about this years ago (Fifth Estate maybe?), and one of the lead detectives talked about looking into all the vehicles in BC and Washington state that had had the handles removed from the inside of doors, and there was some incredible amount of men they investigated who were cleared -

People do care. This is why we voted in a man who promised to set up inquiries and channel more funds towards First Nations people.

That dude in the picture needs to take a fucking shower