Look at this picture. I mean, come on. What a beautiful family.

That made me tear up.

Honestly, who the fuck expects to build a life with a farm owning mime who takes himself seriously, beats dogs and has jealousy and anger issues? Are you insane?

In 2009, family portraits and antiques worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, including a handwritten account of the English Civil War written by one of his ancestors, were offered for sale in order to cover an overdraft of £1 million and help secure the castle’s financial future.

Well, they did capitalize it. Maybe they were hoping to see Bears, the famed Jezebel commenter?

Trump’s thin-skinnedness is probably his biggest weakness as a politician. His horrific beliefs aren’t bad, his insubstantial policy objectives aren’t a problem, but the fact that he can’t laugh off or dismiss even the gentlest criticism is going to be deadly for him. He’s not always going to be in a position where he…

When I was young, I was taught to think, “Will this cause unnecessary hurt to other people?” before I did things. It doesn’t matter what others think of me, but it *does* matter to me that I treat other people with respect.

I love two things about this:

“I thought I was going to Duke University, not Dyke University!”

We are literally one step away from university-level Christian trigger warnings.

There’s no evidence that the cloaked person in the photograph is who left a bag of raw meat at a playground. I read the original article in the local newspaper. Someone found a bag of raw meat. Two weeks later, someone else saw and photographed the cloaked person in a yard in the same neighborhood. Someone thought, I…

First thing I thought of is that this person is trying to lure wild animals to the playground to feast on the succulent toddlers.

Correct. If they’re not being paid for their advertising for the team, they’re being exploited.

I was just saying, why do we even need cheerleaders? when people talk about sports no one really talks about the cheeleaders.... unless it’s pervy men. people tend to focus more on the actual game than the cheerleaders. i mean i think cheerleaders get more attention at high school athletic games, and not really…

If I kak first- I’d like my ashes to be made into a diamond... Then MrGhostBoobs can give me to his next old lady (without telling her, natch.)

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

GOOD. Even these adjusted prices for diamonds don’t remotley reflect on their actual value. The diamond producers have almost total control over the prices they set, for a rock that isn’t even rare.

It’s considered bad form, but then so is being an asshole, which this lady was, so ... eh.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.