jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

There are so many beautiful dresses and so much variety, yet I always see brides wear a variation of the same strapless dress. They never really look that different from other brides. My sister had picked such a gorgeous design at first. And then ended up opting for... A strapless dress with the fluff and the corset,

I once met with an older woman lawyer for a networking/mentoring type thing. We got around to talking about kids, and the challenges of juggling parenthood and a starting out as an attorney. I don’t have kids, and I’m not going to, but I told her that if I did, my husband would be the primary caregiver. She smiled and

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

I’m on Verizon. I consider some of those bonus features a problem since I have zero interest in using them and I can’t delete them off my phone.

Overhand or underhand for the toilet paper roll.

Sometimes, when I’m swimming underwater it almost feels like I’m flying. It feels a little magical until I need to breath.

I just. . . I just have a hard time believing that Jay-Z actually cares that much about Taylor Swift, and by extension, whether or not Kanye West and she are friends.

Oh shut up. She’s just fine. These containers are recyclable. Seriously, quit your bitching.

Look. I’m Mexican and I hate racists as much as you do. But many in my community are proud of being hard working people, yes, some of us scrub toilets for living and you know what they are proud of it because it’s hard and honest work. I think Kelly and other white people need to know that just as there are Mexican

Dear dudes: Stop watching so much porn. Real life is not a fantasy scene from a porn movie.

If you have to ask maybe you should just shave and save yourself the potpotential embarrassment

It's faster than printing. That's my favorite part about cursive. I can jot my note down way faster!

If you get many comments on this, I’m willing to bet that age demographics will show a clear split between old geezers who love, or at the very least, respect cursive (and a legible, elegant one at that), and the younger generation who have not been handed the required lore and technique to appreciate it. I belong

I attended Catholic school between grades 1 and 8. Cursive was a requirement. I remember hating it at the time because they would critique our handwriting in addition to scoring our assignments. But I appreciate knowing how to write in script as an adult. IMO it’s faster, looks better, and most people can’t do it.

You need new friends, dude. That shit aint helpful.

Ok, with that knee-jerk reaction out of the way, have you considered just cutting them off for a while? I’ve had friends that act like your friends do when you ask them to knock it off, and eventually my response was to stop talking to them until they understood that

I used to work as a Social Worker w/ young adults and we would stress that but it never seemed to work. Especially w/ young people in AA meetings. Even AA has a no-hook up rule, and everyone ignores the rule constantly and they get back into terrible relationships and fall off the wagon.

The thing that surprise me the most is that the therapist didn’t tell him to hold off on dating until he takes care of himself and his issues.

If it makes you feel any better - women feel the same way about their own bodies. Between porn, women’s magazines, cosmetics ads, Disney princess stuff, etc., we’re trained from day one to be super-critical of our faces, bodies, hair, clothing, even our own sexual desires and interests. Remember when you see those

There’s a diffenrence between asking someone to turn down their music and just cutting their damn ears off.

I even gave up porn because she asked me.