Mixing the cold brew with the Coffee Bean Blast and tossing in a few dark chocolate-covered espresso beans is divine any time.

Seventh grade. I dreamed of going since my parents had seen it years prior. My birthday rolls around and the tour is in town. I freak each time I see a commercial or billboard; Mom frets and says tix are too expensive. Womp womp. Anyway, I am opening gifts on my day and reach a rectangular one- score; a book!

I mean, if I’m being honest, those photos are badass and I would totally pay for that shit if I was that out of touch. They are basic and look like 9s.

Oh, it’s magical. My husband drinks it straight like a shot but I like to add it to lattes and mochas for a caff boost. I’m sure you can put it in whatever you like!!

I already get Trader Joe’s brand dark chocolate covered espresso beans, Kona coffee shortbread cookies, Coffee Bean Blast ice cream, and cold brew coffee concentrate every week (and cried in the aisle when they informed me they’d ceased to make the frozen latte bars), as well as their Shade Grown ground espresso blend…

you mean it wasn’t the hurricane

Dream-me didn’t seem to mind, but I woke up wanting to barf...as in, actually was nauseated for the remainder of the day.

Baha and now I did it. #billoreillyfucksupeverything

lawl I thought it was intentional.

Bill O'Reilly.

Bwaahhh already bought erythang at midnight. Jeffree Star also has select shades on sale for twelve fiddy #lipsgonnabeonfleek

Bwaahhh already bought erythang at midnight. Jeffree Star also has select shades on sale for twelve fiddy…

travisitsaclassisspinach

Yes tell Spencer he’s won the International Men’s Day Manprize: a year’s spot as Jezebel’s featured Manspondent.

YUUUUUP. That’s what I did. I have seven ladycousins on my mom’s side, and it would have devastated them if they hadn’t been chosen. I also have a few close ladypals. Not touching those emotional bee’s nests, thanks. Eloped and bam. Everyone’s feelings were hurt, not just those who were not chosen to be in the wedding…

lol I thought that said diarrhea rug

LAWL just more results: looks like I have Hashi’s AND Graves; I have suspected this for a while, but the confirmation is nice. Fun times!!

Books, essential oils, incense, and a scorching bath. I make sure to check in with my husband, too. If he’s neglecting his own form of self-care, things are gonna go downhill for the household. Scheduling PTO in the form of ‘Mental Health Days’ also helps. I can look forward to NOTHING.

The best customers will just realize the new cups are a blank canvas for their former-or-current art student baristas to create unique holiday works. They won’t even tip for the original piece! Also, these are cheaper for Starbucks to print, I’d wager.

Pfft Thin Mints have no price. #moreforme

Plz explain more.