jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

We were together for seven years, with a six month break, and I was done waiting. I asked him, he took a day to think it over, talked to some folks who have marriages he respects, and then said yes over dinner on our dating anniversary. We eloped last year on a whim and take it day by day.

Why do they bother you so much? Change the channel, scroll past, etc. It’s called tolerance. They’re not hurting you, so what’s with the malice? Ig. Nore.

A person? What the fuck, dude. Plenty of guys have done exactly the same shit she’s done, and they only get praise. It pisses me off.

Basically. I don’t devote brainspace to Kim’s Klan but when there’s slut shaming about, I go off. It’s no one’s business what one does in one’s bedroom. If you care so damn much, you have a problem.

OHHHKAY. That’s not what they meant and they know it. I’m sick of this shit. My husband called Kim a bimbo last night for no reason and I tore him several new ones. He had no defenses and finally recanted. We know nothing about celebrities’ true selves and need to stop tearing people im general down because we’re

I picked up 13-Marvelous Mauve- this past weekend. Absolutely spot-on. Natural, yet, oh, Jelly, your lips look lovely! Compliments galore. Also lasted from AM application until...didn’t fade, I just wanted to put more on ‘cause I like doing so. Definitely have the red in my Sephora cart right now as they hooked me

Hand and finger tats fade fairly fast, yes? #notworried

Iz truth; I have been forgetting this step and remembered this morning. Miracle. Worker.

Tysfm for sending me this line. He seems fabulous and I love that these are vegan, cream, and matte. #justwhativealwayswanted #bowdown

Had a regular substitute in HS. He was a former wrestling coach and teacher from another district. 5’9”, rotund, old-man glasses, dorkesque. No one f’d with him after roll because his name was Dick.

Gahh but I suck at all this!! I am a maladaptive perfectionist who was raised to think I was dirt, and while I now know this to be false, I don’t fully believe it. How does one work through this once it’s recognized??

I’m partial to ‘Halmer’. It forces your throat to do cool things when pronounced properly.

Quick- throw THIS one et al at the MTA and see what they say. Also the dick-enlarging ads. #noonecaresaboutyallsboners

Dude, wash over the tub!! I prefer my showers in the evenings anyway, but on nights when my hurr’ll be good for one more day, I’ll strip and just do a sponge bath, or just do the faceparts if it isn’t too hot outside. Everything is refreshed but not soaking!

Ummm...you don’t get to decide how great a friend you are...it’s up to your friends to tell you...

:( anything similar for us Androidies?? I played for eight years but have forgotten the left hand.

Bwah! I love NYX!! Those are the concealers I use, though only yellow, green, and sometimes a dash of purple if I feel a little jaundiced. I use Rimmel’s Stay Matte or Clairin’s Beauty Flash Balm as my main primers. #godspeedghosttwingodspeedghosttwin

Howdy, fellow ghost!! This is not a traditional foundation tip as I do not currently wear one. HOWEVER: I have not had this fail me!! I of course use moisturizer, primer, and then concealer, but then immediately dust with the HD powder. I follow with eyes, blush/bronzer/highlighting, another coat of the powder if

Truly fascinating. Thank you. #nosarc

Yasss that’s always been at the top of my fave lyric lists, too!!