I don't know why "fattest meth head" made me laugh, but it did.

Not necessarily. My ex’s sister is the fattest meth head I’ve ever seen EVER.

* follows him into bedroom, locks door, hides key in underwear, makes him find key *

That is a pretty big crossover in the Venn diagram. Works for dogs most of the time too.

This is my main argument for Julianne and her ilk that constantly shit on people for liking Chipotle, thinking they’re some arbiter on fine cuisine. They scream at us for not liking “authentic Mexican food.” We know it isn’t Mexican, god damnit; it’s just a large rice/meat/bean/salsa wrap for under $10.

Before people come down here to be like "Ew why would you eat there? Chipotle isn't even real Mexican" like it hasn't been said on literally every other article about Chipotle: I live in San Diego, am an actual Mexican and I think Chipotle is fucking DELICIOUS. I acknowledge it isn't "authentic", but if I took pause…

John Burt is for the “double meat” option being available at all New Hampshire restaurants, not just Subway and Chipotle.

Do you eat any fast or quick food? Then you get why people like chipotle. Stop being frivolous.

I go to Chipotle to eat Chipotle food. When I want Mexican I go to a Mexican place. One has nothing to do with the other. And I live in Phoenix, there’s Mexican food all over the place.

Can we go one post about Chipotle without someone posting this EXACT comment?

I like Chipotle, but as I’ve posted before, I don’t think of it as a Mexican restaurant. I think of it as a better-than-average fast food place with a Mexican theme, similar to Qdoba. When I want Mexican food, I go to a family-run Mexican restaurant near my home. Chipotle is for when I need to get lunch in the mall…

Guys with Boston accents did very well in the drunken hookup department at my New England college. So it’s not just you. Oh, and I know a girl who fucked CT in a bar bathroom.

You know that you’re full of shit, right?

I bet his hearing aid makes him a master safecracker.

As long as we still get to see The Challenege every year I’ll be ok. But let’s not bring any new cast members into it. I just wanna see a bunch of geriatrics on an island trying to fuck each other in a filthy booze filled pool while pretending to do athletic things

There needs to be like an MTVLand where they just show replays of old Real World, Road Rules, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, etc.

The face says, ‘are we there yet?’, the windshield says ‘only if there means animal heaven’.

While it’s now in remission, John Hurt was diagnosed with cancer some time ago. I’d really like someone to hide this British treasure too, please.

Someone please hide Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.