I could only star your post once, so I got you all these other stars.

It's funny (sad) how often this gif is appropriate.

Equal pay is reverse discrimination. We white men are used to receiving a 23% premium. To deny us this premium is to punish us with a pay-cut simply because we have a penis.

I immediately distrust anyone who even uses the term political correctness.

There's probably a Starbucks in the wheel wells of every minivan built after 2008. There is NO excuse for requesting Starbucks coffee at a non-Starbucks.

you mean 6 inches of Mountain Dew

I fixed their ad.

GURL. LOOK HOW FUCKING ORANGE YOU LOOK, GURL.

I was praying to Cthulhu for that White House Instagram would make Shade Court. Kara, you never disappoint.

I feel like he probably just saw a used tampon and thought that was close enough.

People who proudly wear the badge of "bitch" are the absolute worst.

One example of an interview that makes him seem like the opposite of a wang... I'm keeping the faith

CANNOT WAIT.

Whatever, naysayers. Jamie Dornan can GET. IT.

You can never go wrong with Gus.

Speculoos is actually a variety of cookie and its flavor is set. So the gingerbread taste is what you're going to get if you eat speculoos based things (it's like asking for chocolate chip cookies that don't have chocolate in them...)Trader Joe's does have a new cookies & creme cookie butter that I believe has a…

I am lactose intolerant but I would totally down a whole bottle of lactaid to tap that...

The question was not "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" but I guess we know the answer now.