It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

Honestly, at this point I would accept an OkCupid match who had 10 favorite books.

I was so obsessed with her from ages 8-10. I literally knew every word to every song, and would go around singing them all the time. I forced my mom to let me audition for the traveling show (of course I didn't make it through to call backs, I had no training!). I watched the movie over and over and over. I will…

Mine too! One of my best friends growing up was obsessed with Annie in general and Andrea McCardle in particular. She grew up to be an actress, and got to work with McCardle off Broadway last year, and I was so psyched for her and yet soooo jealous!

Were you born in '71? Because I'm all for the Quvenzhané remake but hell yes Andrea McArdle was a childhood obsession of our age, especially for any girl who went to theater camp or did some "regional theater" (hometown community plays).

One time I'm drinking Jameson like an adult and my friend goes, "Hey, Emma, you should try this cookies and cream vodka I just got. It's delicious; it makes everything you eat, drink, or inhale taste like cookies and cream for the next 20 minutes! It's like an orgasm for your mouth!" He literally used that phrase. I…

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

I am beginning to think that you go to places looking for something wrong and an excuse to bully people. Have a nice day.

I wonder how young her son was? She may have been trying to avoid saying she didn't like something so he wouldn't use it as an excuse later, as smaller kids do. You know, "You didn't eat something you don't like, so why do I have to?" sort-of thing. Not justifying something that minimizes the legitimacy of real…

"It was so sad when Edward Norton got out of jail and didn't get along with his old friends anymore."

I dunno, it's not THAT huge. Looks a little scampi.

"Hornswaggel? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?!"

Yes it's OK to wear leather pants. Just not this way:

I loved him on Party Down, though I still lament the loss of Freaks and Geeks.

I adore Martin Starr.

Locks of Hate!

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

I don't think any rational human alive has ever rolled into Panda Express going "now THIS is authentic!"

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…