One time I'm drinking Jameson like an adult and my friend goes, "Hey, Emma, you should try this cookies and cream vodka I just got. It's delicious; it makes everything you eat, drink, or inhale taste like cookies and cream for the next 20 minutes! It's like an orgasm for your mouth!" He literally used that phrase. I…

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

I am beginning to think that you go to places looking for something wrong and an excuse to bully people. Have a nice day.

I wonder how young her son was? She may have been trying to avoid saying she didn't like something so he wouldn't use it as an excuse later, as smaller kids do. You know, "You didn't eat something you don't like, so why do I have to?" sort-of thing. Not justifying something that minimizes the legitimacy of real…

"It was so sad when Edward Norton got out of jail and didn't get along with his old friends anymore."

I dunno, it's not THAT huge. Looks a little scampi.

"Hornswaggel? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?!"

Yes it's OK to wear leather pants. Just not this way:

I loved him on Party Down, though I still lament the loss of Freaks and Geeks.

I adore Martin Starr.

Locks of Hate!

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

I don't think any rational human alive has ever rolled into Panda Express going "now THIS is authentic!"

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

All I know is that if he knocks up that lady horse next to him, she's on her own.

"All those in favor of his election?"

"Nic likes looking into the crevices of the soul."

At the same time, it's a pretty safe bet to assume that the vast majority of people reading articles about the relative darkness of season two would have already seen season one.

I clearly spend too much time on certain parts of Pinterest.