I am going at the end of the month. So, so many chips in my future. As is it, I have a barely controlled potato chip addiction. Put me in a country with ALL THE FLAVORS? Fuck, every pound I gain will be worth it.

I am a lifelong Nick Rhodes Girl, so I am glad we don't have to fight over them. This is going to make me sound so, so old, but I think "our" boy bands were better because they were actually talented and musicians. Duran Duran is still putting out albums and touring (tonight they are playing on that Fashion Rocks show…

Oh, go browse the Chowhound boards. Those foodies act like ketchup on a hot dog is only slightly less desirable that spreading poop on it. Just slightly.

And there goes my appetite for the rest of the day.

Shocked that he is still single. Shocked, I tell you.

I am just going to have to pretend I never read this article.

I generally do not like her as a person, but damn, this stuff is cute. I see a few purchases in my future.

Hipster Daniel was HAWT! I can't remember a single dish he made, but damn, that boy was fine.

I can't believe I forgot the hay bales. I should lose my Pinning privileges.

Yes, please. And don't forget to criss cross ribbons on it.

Dang! So close! I will send you those 20 dollars as soon as I have the time to wrap them up individually into mini mason jars with striped straws. Then I have to tie raffia around said mini mason jars. And then make some chalkboard paint so I label each jar. Yeah, it's gonna be awhile.

I am sure someone there already has. Check Pinterest and I bet you 20 whole American dollars that you be able to find a birth announcement of a baby SWATHED in pink tulle, in an old timey bathtub in a barn. Next to her will be a chalkboard with her name and stats in a cutesy font.

I had a dream once where he asked me out, so OBVIOUSLY I am his imaginary girlfriend. But in the dream, I turned him down. Dream Jelly is a STUPID STUPID girl. (I know I have told this story here before, but I still marvel at Dream Jelly's idiocy.)

The worst for me is when people post pics of babies with food smeared all over their faces or it looks like they are spitting it out. THAT IS SO GROSS!! HOW PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?

Nick is still perfection.

Are you SO EXCITED? SO EXCITED!!

I wasn't too horrifed by the Ranch dressing family until she said they put it in their sweet tea. My stomach literally heaved when I read that.

To clarify, his son Chet is a dumbass. His other son, Colin, is made of sunshine and unicorn kisses.

If you still want to do it, I will be your alibi. We were at the movies and Dave&Buster's all night. I will even photoshop up some pics of us playing skeeball.

Daughters of Eve is one of my fave Lois Duncan books. It is really good and would probably make a good Lifetime movie.