#NotAllGroceryStores

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

Oh hai Mark

My guess is that Tommy Wisseau wrote his answers and fed him information. That entire press conference felt like a scene out of The Room

[muttering] “Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as…

I know I am going to sound ancient (which I am), but I think ScarJo simply hasn’t found a right man yet. It may take a relationship or three, but there are incredible people out there. Today marks the 21st anniversary of me getting married to one of these folks.

No shame in that, Gaga’s awesome. But Carpool Karaoke???

Zenyatta with a set of tennis balls.

it’s pretty obvious english isn’t his first language and i was able to tell what he was trying to say. don’t be an ass.

I am just hoping this season gives us something approaching this iconic lipsynch battle:

And also Tetris

Existential-Dreadhacker

Genesis version was better

I played a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie on Sega Genesis when I was a kid and it was my absolute favorite game. This game looks so much like it, but that run through is unrecognizable. Did I play a port of the SNES version that was different? I remember this game being a two player beat em up that loosely…

Because my husband’s predilection for sports is fine with me. It’s how he relaxes. I relax by reading books. And sports can be watched without sound! It’s a win/win for both of us. We are good at being together and have come a long way in the art of being alone together, I think. It’s important that two people can…

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

I have a big one (even if it’s not live action):

LOST.