Used to have a 1980 C3 Corvette. There were more than a couple trips to Home Depot in the winter where one t-top was removed, and a bunch of 2x4's were protruding (we were a 2 car family at the time, but like the author, my wife’s car was often tied up with other tasks).

The dude jerked off. Please go find me some pearls to clutch. Real happy that we lost one of the most unique comedic voices for about 15 years; and in exchange we got some stale dick jokes. Totally fair trade.

100% this. A Grammy is not a fundamental right requiring some type of constitutional analysis and protections. It’s the award show that virtually never awards anything to the most deserving artists; and almost never awards anything for albums that eventually emerge as true classics.

I know the humor in the show is very broad, but the Jewish Easter eggs (or, Passover Aafikomen) he throws us are greatly appreciated. For every child who has sat through too many high holidays, bored out of their fucking skull, Larry nailing the shofar cadences almost (almost) redeemed all of that lost time in temple.

I don’t know, it still feels like they’re something missing from this story. There’s a big difference between not filing your TPS reports, vs. spending thirty years falsifying structural integrity reports that put hundreds, if not 1000's of lives in jeopardy. Like there must have been some financial incentive to get…

Why even bother with a firewall? It's not like the car has any crumple zones left. Any impact is gonna kill you long before the smoke from a fire could reach your lungs. 

If that's true, that's completely fucked.  What kind of festival surprises the crowd with the stage where the headliner will appear?  Totally irresponsible.

There’s things that can be done.

I used to eat it a bunch when I was in college (mid 90's). The papa johns by my apartment had a special, like $3.99 or $4.99 for a carry-out large pepperoni , and since it was basically behind my apartment...

I had one over the weekend. I love Megan thee stallion and I love Popeyes, but this is not a winning combination. It was okay, but way inferior to the normal spicy chicken sandwich.

He really should go electric. The two-strokes in those old chainsaws are really bad for the environment. Although, admittedly, the extension chords could make for some awkward situations. It always sucks when you’re disemboweling someone, and you step on the chord and unplug the saw.

I hate Easter (food). Full disclosure, I’m Jewish, but my wife is Catholic and I grew up with lots of Catholic relatives (adoptions, modern families, etc ). The problem is that everything (including the candy) has fuckloads of sugar in it. Honey baked ham, potatoes with marshmallows, French toast casseroles, coffee…

While it has its flaws, I always find myself putting it in my top few shows of the last 10 years or so.  The chemistry between the ghost beaters was so perfect and inspired.

As a lawyer who occasionally handles personal injury claims, I can attest that we fucking love steering yolks in cars. Bring ‘em on. How about joy sticks, or maybe tillers?  How about getting rid of rack and pinions, and going back to a couple ropes like on the old soap box cars.  We’ll be on the corners with our…

This. No one will hire. No insurance company will insure a set with her attached to it. She will never be within 100 yards of any movie set, ever again. She knows this; and even if she’s delusional, her attorney has told her that everything going forward is all about limiting her criminal culpability. There is no caree…

Watch Squid Games, skip Game of Thrones. I finally watched GoT a couple months after the pandemic really hit. I’m not gonna say it was bad...but jesus fucking christ is it overrated. One of the worst things GoT has added to the pop culture rubric (and probably even moreso The Walking Dead): the repeated and shocking…

Again, not a California lawyer, so don’t take this as actual legal advice, but here are my educated guesses:

Indeed.  The little wink she gives Larry is golden.

I know playing the numbers game with these cars is a stupid endeavor, Chevy will move every one of these they can make, etc.  Still, I'm a little surprised that they didn't surpass the Hellcat's HP in this nonstop dick measuring contest that has become the horse power wars.  Maybe I'm glad they didn't?  It's not like…

Can attest (as can many here). I was riding my bicycle in the upper peninsula last summer.  Probably doing between 17 and 20 mph, and a deer ran along side me and then darted in front of me to cross the road.  Freaked me the fuck out.  I’m just happy we didn’t collide.