Some scientist you are. We all know they bras are ceremonial.

When I first glanced at your comment I was sure your hashtag read 'mouthfullofmarbles'. Either way...

How about the fact that he never stated this was a measure of processing power but transistor count? Lets start with that fact first.

The Science Channel's "Most Sort-of-threatening Nerd?"

I thought 'good fat' was just a punchline. You know the joke, where 'good fat' is defined as the kind that has a nipple. Maybe its just me.

Thank you for my new alarmist buzz word (phrase?). Jihad Jellyfish. Perfect.

Here we go again... You and I, for everyday use do not need anything like this to delete data before sending your old PC off to eBay. "modern forensics software can still extract data from it" is patently false. I use the two industry leading software packages on a daily basis (Guidance Software's Encase and Access…

What? No monkeys in the barrels? The potential fun to be had here is significantly lacking without monkeys in the barrels.

Holy shit! I can read and understand Italian!!!

This news is one of the reasons that I would have loved to have had a more robust internet in high school or college. Just waiting for the teacher to state a 'fact' that was disputed or updated a week before and then trying to 'correct' them. We had a chemistry teacher in high school who was using a 15 year old text…

You didn't answer in the form of a 90 page thesis with the backing of a few PhD's and a couple years of research.

I was going to post with "Different parts of the body are wired to different parts of the brain. Stabbing these parts of the body triggers a response from the respective different parts of the brain. (MRI) Film at 11!" So, what you said.

Agreed but where does it fit in the classification structure with Artificial Austrian, Bogus Brazilian, Counterfeit Czech, Phony Pilipino and Sham Samoan?

Ralph: Hey Frank, its time for your shift and I need to crash.

My primary job is computer forensics and incident response consulting for very large corporations. The reality of this is that when some CISO says "I want someone onsite to investigate/get to the bottom of this now!" I get on a plane to wherever within a couple of hours. I have handled investigations all over the…

So let me get this straight. I need to carry tape and a plastic bag to make a$175 bag usable for me? I'm thinking the $65 bag I have now with a weather proof nylon shell that doesn't collect water will suffice.

I was excited for this until I realized that the top is just waiting for a little rain/sleet/snow to turn into a neck soaking portable puddle. It's one thing to not shed water, it's another to actively catch it and potentially funnel it into your gear. As a geek road warrior who doesn't get to pick the times and…

Sure but its driving the American meth cooker right out of business. Next thing you know no one in the U.S. will even remember how to cook meth as all of the skilled trades get converted to big box mass production... something, something... THEY TOOK 'R JOBS!!!!

Any parent who has had indoor egg hunts (welcome to the land of ice and snow) knows to at least count the eggs before hiding them. Its not as definitive as the GPS tagged photo option but a good early indicator of a problem. Finding Easter-plus-1-week-in-the-closet eggs are not nearly as fun to find as regular…

Homophone-bic... homophone-ic... homophonic... homoic-a-phone... hom... Dammit. Moving on as well.