Sure, it starts out with dancing stuffed toys but then it's covering human bodies, suffocating them to death before reanimating their corpses to be used with murderous intent.

Some one is gonna stick this on their penis. I guarantee it.

Maybe it speaks to my overall level of maturity but my first thought when I saw this was that if you could sneak a sleeve of this stuff onto a sleeping friend’s arm, it would take ‘Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself’ to a whole other level...

Not everyone can evacuate. Imagine the people who live alone, have pets, do not drive, and are too old or too poor to temporarily relocate. Not all shelters accept people with pets, not everyone has a relative or friend who is available and willing to help.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Meat juice.

Yeah, that’s a pretty typical take from a woman. I get it. Part of the fun of sex is sharing the enjoyment with your partner.

But sex isn’t always about that for guys. Our libido demands attention and sometimes we’re not into it, so it’s just utilitarian sex and involving a partner is just a lot of hassle with no real…

Because for some of us, it’s the only intimate contact we will get in the course of a day. And I don’t mean that in a sexual sense. Non sexual intimacy, for people who are not in any kind of relationship, is important and can make you feel a little less alien and isolated.

Leaving my bubble means going to a black owned business? What are you even talking about?

Maybe he had some leftover random food and somehow turned it into bacon. You know, maple bacon, thick bacon, thin bacon, nitrite-free bacon, maybe leftover bacon is some new hippie sustainable variety.

At breakfast once I had a friend offer me something he called “leftover bacon.” I asked him to repeat himself, because I did not understand the concept he was trying to convey.

@Loranys: Yeah, I dashed that off first thing in the morning, and having gone back and looked over a lot of the comments on the article, I realize I was pretty glib. A lot of women have been through some horrifying experiences, and it makes me question what goes on in our hosiptals and medical schools that so many…

@miss.terious: Once upon a time, a happy unicorn went to the rainbow hospital and gave birth to a litter of bunnies, who were adorable and smart and cured diseases by donning adorable lab coats and holding test tubes. :-)

@miss.terious: Not my story, but a friend of mine was telling her story the other day, and her labor was just a few hours, and as the baby was exiting, she could see her stomach flattening out to almost her pre birth size... with no stretch marks.