I have a metal tool for picking them up. It’s useless once they are already latching but pretty good to catch crawlers. After a walk in the wood, I spend some time picking them off my dog and put each of them in a lit candle. The tool’s graber is made of metal, so I can put is directly in the flame and occasionally…

Typically no. Sometimes yes! There is always a cunt that’s less subtle.
About 3 weeks ago, I caught one biting savagely a very private spot and I slapped it right off. Wasn’t the first time one bit me hard enough to feel it although this last one was probably because the skin was so thin there.

I read up to 800$. Sorry, this is way too interesting for spoilers. Call me back for the movie.

I had no idea a snail could move like that. I felt bad for it although I have been trained to see them as pest all my life.

Me too. I don’t give them ages but my numbers and letters have genders. The numbers have well defined colours so that I wrote down my first credit card pin just by using patches of colours.

0/1/6/7/9 are males for me. Although 7 is almost gender neutral. Some digits are stronger so that the association of two digits…

Thanks for the insight. I have always wondered what was the appeal of cunnilingus to the giver beyond just pleasing the partner. I think I puked a little in my mouth reading that but I understand a little more so thanks :)

Leave the salad alone! I like my vegetables plain so I can fully enjoy their taste. Most dressings make the inside of my mouth hurt for hours anyway. I don’t mind mayo in itself. I just don’t want it to touch my vegetables.
This cucumber was perfectly fine. Why did you have to put salt on it?!

Unfortunately most people…

I totaly follow you on the irrational fear of needles.
I have lost a tooth because I literally fought every dentist who came to me with a syringe.
Now I am grown up and I try my best to control myself but end up being snappy towards innocent doctors and nurses.
One thing that seems to work is to browse reddit while…

If you are european and under 25 you can visit the Louvres and some other museum for free.

Thanks. I looked at the ‘useful map’ and was relieved to see that Martinique was not even represented on it. But of course this couple had to go get their rash there.
I would really want to know on which beach they where. I have spent 20 years in Martinique and I had never heard of hookworms until last week.

Except you can’t do that in USA. People are fiercely against state intervention.

You need to make it feel like it’s their choice. Give them an incentive. Like maybe give those kids a smartphone or something in exchange and offer them to take it out free of charge when they’re 18. Also, make it free. It can’t cost more…

You’re supposed to tip at hotels too ?

I have watched a lot of garbage on Netflix too. I’ve even sat through the whole season of Chewing gum. I just like to have something on TV while I play video games on the computer so most of the time I am not actually watching, mostly listening. Even so I could not finish Haters. It is definitely the worst netflix…

Last week I have given up on my helmet. As the days are getting colder I had to choose between protecting my skull or keeping my ears since my hat didn’t fit properly underneath.

Except the woman in the picture

That’s terrible.

I played the game and didn’t commit any crime. I was arrested because a ‘friend’ was caught shoplifting. Had 500$ in savings, lost 18000$, missed my finals.

sThis game is not fair! Or is it the system?

In england, I wished an old man good night as I slept at his and his wife’s house. He showed me his cheek so I kissed him goodnight. He made a weird face and left.

It took me a few days to realise that he was a little deaf and he was probaly showing me his ear and not asking for a kiss. I am french.

Funny that you call it a “french exit” when in France we like to call it an “leaving the english way”.

I do it mainly because I am way too shy to say goodbye. I learned that my co-worker called me “Ninja Jelly” because no one ever saw me arriving and leaving. They actually dedicated a team to watch me so I didn’t…

As a meat lover, I’m usually ok with most parts of meat and I don’t think I’ve ever tried but the idea of a pig’s head doesn’t put me off. But this... no. I can’t get past the eyes here. Why would they cut out its eyelids like that?