Sounds about right, tho.

“but you know, like if Uber was only actually good for shuttling drugs and money by criminal syndicates”

“It’s Uber, but for money, man.”

This seems like the currency equivalent of a “disruptive start-up” company that is going to “disrupt the market”. Billion dollar valuation in 12 months, then shits the bed.

Yep, that Spawn script excerpt sure looks like it was written by Todd “I Don’t Read Shit” McFarlane. Must be going through his old VHS collection of ‘80s and ‘90s cop buddy movies for inspiration.

Oh, and for the love of mud, don’t force people to say what they’re thankful for. And if you’re at a house where they do this, have fun. Say “NEXT!” with a death glare. Or burst into tears and babble something about antidepressants. Or go into bizarre sexual stuff and make everyone uncomfortable. Or show up with a…

A hypocritical argument from a member of a country that can’t even be bothered to hold Thanksgiving on the right, sane, and sensible day. Sure, just shove it right up against Christmas, brilliant idea Americans.

“You’re”

Passive, aggressive complainer much?

Valid point, especially if they can write it off as a business expense.

Or lease

The “people with money put big down payments” line isn’t necessarily correct. People with money usually fall into 2 camps - buy the car cash, or if there is an attractive financing rate that is lower than investment returns, put the minimum down.

Between their willful stupidity and their belief that “X attractive actress isn’t giving me a lapdance right now” represents the height of comedy, CinemaSins is very much the dregs of ‘jokey’ movie criticism. But I still couldn’t imagine going through the trouble of coming up with a 35 minute rebuttal to them. They’re…

I can’t help but be amused by the fact that right under this article on of the “Recommended Stories” from the A.V. Club being suggested to me is “Everything Wrong with Zak Snyder’s Sucker Punch” — which is a Great Job, Internet, linking straight to a CinemaSins video.

.Oh, look, you obviously didn’t watch the video.

CinemaSins is God-awful, but sooo avoidable. Maybe these guys have to deal with their shitty videos on a regular basis, but as long as that ‘Don’t show this shit again’ button exists, I’ll never have to.

I grew pretty tired of CS’s defense that they were mixing legitimate film criticisms, continuity errors, etc. with jokes being made by an “asshole critic character.” Those two approaches sound great on their own, but why combine them both in the same video? It just dilutes the effectiveness.

Long after the Clintons have passed on, they’ll remain a lightning rod for the GOP. With two raised fists, fifty years from now, Republicans will have their outrage perfected: “Travelgate-Foster-Monica-Paula-Benghazi-UraniumOne! Our country is dying because of the Clintons!”

[huddles under desk]