Well la-dee-da! Mr fancypants over here got his own umbrella and raincoat.

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

Instinct?

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

I had completely forgotten the Seahawks used to be an AFC team.

As a Gooner and UGA fan, this list is sound.

How to start your day like Mocena:

Go back to the February 3rd edition of 60 Minutes Sports and the interview with Troy Vincent. The first official word from anyone in the league. Vincent claims the “first they heard about this” was at halftime of the AFCCG.

i don’t get all these skee lo comments the guy went 0 for 4 he didn’t have a hit single

Your comment is why the phrase “No shit, Sherlock” still has legs.

I assume drink prices on a cruise are jacked up to around stadium prices, right? If I’m paying $6-7 for a beer, $55 a day does not sound at all unreasonable.

If you look really hard in the corner of the chart, you can see FSU’s bar. Easy to miss because it’s zero.

This passage is complete bullshit.

It’s hard to see how a passage wrought with this much hyperbole merits the value you ascribe to it. Attributing the evils of global warming to white supremacy is a thought provoking exercise that certainly appeals to Coates’s audience, but it’s one that doesn’t withstand much scrutiny.

Does it make a difference if my ancestors fled the inner cities to escape the Irish instead of blacks?

I acknowledge that white people are terrible. However, in my experience, so is every other color of people.

His was the first football autobiography I ever read. Even though I was (and remain) a Jets fan, I always admired Kenny Stabler. He was a true renegade, and a genuinely talented QB. Requiescat in Pace Snake.

“You’ll never, ever, ever play for the Redskins.”

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.

The same confusion happens when you ask Pete Carroll about a bad penalty. He starts going off about a false flag incident from 14 years ago.