Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Also, the general conceit is that since 2009 they’ve been searching for a way to beat Barca and have finally come on it.

Takes that get immediately nullified a few weeks later are his specialty tho

This is an article about Real Madrid, how they compete with the best player in the world, and Ronaldo is mentioned once, 427 words in (and in a sentence alongside James), and never again.

Prolly should’ve left this in your Drafts folder for a few weeks. Sure, they’re favorites to win an impressive double. But there’s a non-trivial (20%? 30%?) chance this World’s Best Team might not win anything this year.

You can just say New York.

Not how the article reads at all.

They should unionize.

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

Impressive, but Isiah’s passmaking record with the Knicks will never be broken.

He also got the Panthers to the NFC Championship Game in their second season of existence. I’m surprised he didn’t get the Colts to hang a banner for that too.

An article about a movie with numbered paragraphs. Does this mean Leitch is somewhere writing about fatherhood and poop stories in all caps?

I miss the old Gizmodo, the one that reported tech news, before it became a left leaning political blog.

This would be true... If Tottenham didn’t exist.

My dream is for Tottenham to finish second; it guarantees an Arsenal title.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Right now I’m feeling okay with the whims of the guy who had a good idea at 19 vs the 60 million people who had a really bad idea on November 8th, 2016.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”