Just thinking of Amys Baking Company failing gives me so much joy.

Yesterday, FIFA announced that Jerome Valcke will not attend Saturday’s opening of the Women’s World Cup in Edmonton, “due to the current situation.”

I really hope Jack Warner has an Onion article to dispute this. The truth must be heard.

As soon as Goodell finishes writing it.

If you’re watching other series but are curious about this one...

Ever try and write one of these things under the assumption that not all readers are watching the NBA Playoffs? Is it that hard to include something like “The Clippers now lead the series 3-2” or something like that? I know people will tell me to go to another site and fuck off (such is the internet), but gee whiz…

Barry talks about clutch being performing well under pressure, then goes ahead and does something crazy like forgetting to put up a Diamondbacks post.

“This is what Barcelona have been doing all season”

Shut up

But FYI, you can dislike Courtney Love without being sexist. She’s just a piece of work. I remember seeing an interview with her years ago where she went on and on about how much better of a musician she was than her husband. Even if that’s true, which, whatever, is not the point, who the fuck says that about their…

Shots Fired! LeSean McCoy Says Every Black Player on Eagles Team Sucks

Also an option: have your phone make some sort of normal phone noise, because you're an adult.

Wrong, here’s the real list:

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

Hey Dzhokar, counting yourself, how many virgins will you find on the other side?

So sponsored by the Illinois House of Representatives?

Good point, Greg.

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

This plan is fundamentally sound, but boring.

Jose Bautista doesn’t appreciate your little skip, jackass