Came here for the first sentence describing Destiny, was not disappointed. Cheers.

Oh great, now the coaches will start abusing women too.

Another ProTip some people appreciate (myself included) is that if you hold the ‘PS’ button for 10 seconds, the controller shuts down.

This was apparently something that could be done on the PS3 as well, but since it was faster to just press the PS button and select ‘Turn Off Controller’, I never knew about it.…

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Ummm pretty sure this kid plagiarized this from a Bleacher Report article I saw last week.

This is so precious...

Not from Denmark.

If you thought you could smell gas, you were crazy. Carbon monoxide is odorless.

It won't shut down until the first hit registers in-game so you should be good.

We should be so lucky to live in a world where Chip Kelly's personnel moves accidentally kills all the Philly fans.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

I would enjoy his soccer coverage a lot more if he wasn't essentially running a Barca fan blog under Deadspin's masthead.

I would enjoy it if there wasn't this insane insistence on superlatives as facts. "No argument for anyone other than Barça having the strongest forward line on the planet." Bale-Benzema-Ronaldo? Ribery-Muller-Robben? Sure there's an argument, a fun argument at that. In the Coutinho article from whenever that was,…

I would enjoy your soccer coverage a lot more if it wasn't so breathlessly OTT.

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

You can also use vermouth if a recipe calls for white wine and you don't want to open a whole bottle, so it's got that added bonus too.

This has been one of those stories where the "Narrative vs. Counter-Narrative" era of sports reporting, where there's this symbiotic relationship between traditional sports reporters and new school web writers who shit on each other, has been clearest. And I find both sides equally annoying and pompous.

Psh... JR puts up 55 every other night.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.