Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

On most teams-maybe most important job outside of head coach-was the ball boy in charge of rubbing down footballs. Getting them just right.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

"If you don't know where you're going, fall to the ground and grab your ankle in pain."

"Soccer is 90% mental and the other half is just making a wanking motion."

"Nobody goes there anymore; they're playing soccer."

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

...the woman told investigators when they were dispatched to a home in the 4400 block of Rue de la Harbor about 8:52 a.m., McGregor said.

"it's a little rough that the big attraction for many of you was watching a 36-year-old Frank Lampard trundle up and down a makeshift Yankee Stadium pitch"

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Zombies are actually a very common site in Germany. Not so much in Poland, however, as they kept starving to death.

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.

Why does the NFL always think things can be solved with a script?

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.