Now what are you going to put on all your horrible cereals, Tim?

The fact that they are exempt from salary cap calculations is irrelevant - the veteran's minimum is often paid to players with skill sets that are barely discernible from street free agents (see Hollis Thompson's salary, the minimum for a player with 1 year of service). Without controls like this, wouldn't Hollis…

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

In Soviet Russia, Busch beat around you.

...so today he apologized...

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

They are also planting the seeds for whom to scapegoat since they might not make the playoffs this year.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

why does everyone have a problem with innocent until proven guilty?

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

That's on the heels of today's dual, damning reports

You should try reading the article and then commenting again.

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

You don't need to use the euphemism "possibly accepting extra benefits for his likeness". You can just call it sexual assault.

If I'm being honest, the Sixth Amendment isn't my favorite one either.

Internet commentator: "How dare that man not give 100%! Blah blah blah, rabble rabble (posts while at work)"

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Not only is a woman on the panel talking about sports things, she is the HOST OF THE SHOW.